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I almost wasn’t going to do a post today. I’ve got a Stats test tomorrow that requires my time.

I’m pleased again with the service from amazon.ca. The books that I ordered arrived today. Not bad considering they sent them yesterday. I started reading my XML book, and am so far impressed.

I took a few pictures of my room, with the intention of putting them up here. But I’m not sure that I will anymore because they make me look like a poor slob living in some shanty town.

Still no word from any employers or student loan people.

Here’s a thoughtful list composed by my brother:

TOP 20 TO-DO LIST FOR MATTHEW “OTIS” WARREN:

1 do everything off this list that you don’t think you will do.

2 fix that nagging alcohol dependency problem

3 make something hideous and put it on your front lawn. Make the neighbors really scratch their heads

4 build a small torture machine (handheld if possible)

5 build a card chip programmer

6 learn how to make fake moustaches/beards EST.

7 get yourself a good beard trimmer, give yourself a mohawk/die hair with koolaid, then shave your beard in a new and interesting pattern

8 buy motorcycle

9. Get a gf (if the bar scene isn’t for you, check out the meet me section of hotornot.com….you can search by area)

10 seriously look into getting a tattoo

11 buy clothes from all over the globe

12 play darts on your roommates’ pictures…

13 then find a silly reason to buy your favorite roommate a half-case…If he doesn’t want it, force him.

14 write a long article on your website entitled “The Importance of Not Being Seen”

15 write an article about me…Dear ol’ james

16 on valentines day, wear all bright pink fleece

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18 say something extremely optimistic everyday

19 take a mystery shit somewhere…..very liberating

20 find the nearest mechanical bull and master it.